Chardonnay
79/100
The short takeOne of the few nonalcoholic wines with an actual German winery behind the label — a clean, slightly mineral Chardonnay that tastes like somebody made it on purpose.
Tasted Karl HillHow we score
Serve Well chilled, standard white-wine glass.
Who it’s for Aperitif hour, seafood, the white you pour guests who ask what's actually good in nonalcoholic wine.
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In the glass
- Nose
- lemon and pear, a green-apple edge, faintly mineral.
- Palate
- Fresh, dry-leaning and aromatic — orchard fruit with a clean, slightly mineral spine.
- Finish
- Clean and light, the mineral note carrying through.
Structure and likeness Show Hide
Structure
- Body
- Light body
- Finish length
- Short finish
How wine-like is it?
Separate from the score. A convincing resemblance is not a higher rating.
Chardonnay in the orchard fruit and the dry lean. Lemon, pear, and green apple sit on a faint mineral spine that carries a light close. Clean, and light.
The wine
Weeknight white-wine glass, well chilled — that is the occasion. Orchard fruit without sticky sweetness, a chilled weekday pour rather than a ceremony bottle.
Lemon and pear lead, with a green-apple edge and a faint mineral thread. The aromatics stay clean rather than loud; the mineral note keeps the fruit from reading as juice. No candy edge, no heavy cream — just lemon, pear, and that green-apple lift sitting quietly over the glass.
Fresh and dry-leaning on the tongue, aromatic in the orchard register, with the same slightly mineral spine carrying the middle. Light body, no syrup weight. Fruit stays crisp; acidity feels quiet but present enough to hold the line between dry-leaning and soft.
The close is clean and light, the mineral note still there after the fruit softens. Lemon and pear fade first; the faint mineral thread is what remains. Chill it hard, use the standard white-wine stem, and drink it while the orchard fruit is still bright. It tastes like Chardonnay made on purpose: lemon, pear, green apple, a quiet mineral line, and a tidy exit that does not turn sweet on the way out. Reach for it when you want a clean German white shape without ceremony.
79 is typical of the 27 dealcoholized Chardonnay bottles we've tasted.
The bottle
Trade record, where to buy, and product facts.
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Research notes
Evidence normalization 2026-09-21: the verified mark was removed — classification evidence tier was secondary (primary required). The classification is unchanged.
Where to buy
- Package
750 ml
€8.40 (gueuledejoie.com, FR)
- Also listed
- Gueule de Joie
- Availability
Total Wine & More (US); European retail including gueuledejoie (FR) and vinello (DE)
Prices and availability are independently observed and may change. Retailer listings do not imply endorsement. A different package is labeled as a different format. Reader-service exceptions and commercial links are identified above; neither affects scores, rankings, classification, verification, or editorial coverage.
Product facts
- Producer
- Weinkellerei Hechtsheim
- Origin
- Rheinhessen, Germany
- Bottle / can
- 750 ml
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Where sources disagree
Sources disagree on the following points.
- Calories: Unresolved retailer conflict (2026-10-06): four fetch-verified exact-SKU records disagree — 23/28/29/31 kcal and 4.5/6/6.2/6.5 g sugar per 100 ml (gueuledejoie DE / MillionStore / WeinGarage / vinello.de) with differing ingredient lists; German-market records cluster at 28-31 kcal / ~6 g. No value applied. Origin attribution tension also flagged: Weinkellerei Hechtsheim vs Les Grands Chais de France entities; WeinGarage lists origin Landiras, France vs the record's Rheinhessen.
Evidence at a glance
- Producer documented6 facts
- Secondary source1 fact
- Community database1 fact
- Unverified1 fact
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- Production
- evidence normalization 2026-09-21: product verified requires primary production-type evidence; stance lowered, canonical type retained (tier was secondary).
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Note
- Barcode (EAN/GTIN)
- Barcode recorded from packaging or producer listing
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Product record history Sourced changes and open disagreements. Prior claims stay on the record when sources conflict.
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- UpdatedCatalog record updated from sourced research.
- OpenDiscrepancyCalories.