Still White
81/100
The short takeLychee and passionfruit, specific Albariño aromatics — zesty, light, clean citric close.
Tasted Karl HillHow we score
Serve Well chilled.
Who it’s for Seafood, spicy food, and the Albariño drinker who wants the zero-proof version.
In the glass
- Nose
- lychee and passionfruit with a citrusy, aromatic lift — Albariño's varietal signature.
- Palate
- Zesty and crisp; tropical aromatics over a warm, light palate with the acidity doing the structural work.
- Finish
- Clean and citric, Albariño character carrying through.
Structure and likeness Show Hide
Structure
- Acidity
- Bright acidity
- Body
- Light body
- Finish length
- Short finish
How wine-like is it?
Separate from the score. A convincing resemblance is not a higher rating.
Albariño in the aroma, which is the hard part: lychee, passionfruit, and a citrus lift. The palate is zesty and light, and the acid does the structural work. The grape carries through a short citric close. Specific, and slender.
The wine
The Albariño here is specific rather than faint: lychee and passionfruit with a citrusy aromatic lift that reads as varietal signature, not generic tropical nonalcoholic white. The aromatics announce themselves clearly; what stays quiet is weight, not identity. You smell Albariño before you taste how light the frame is.
Zesty and crisp on the sip, those tropical aromatics ride a warm, light palate while acidity keeps the line taut. Clean through the close, still citric, the Albariño character carrying rather than dissolving into soft fruit soda. Bright acidity, light body — a still white that leans on aroma and acid over mid-palate flesh. Lychee and passionfruit stay audible from first smell through the citric exit.
Serve it well chilled. The aromatic lift is the reason to open the bottle; the light frame is the trade you already knew you were making. Specific fruit, zesty acidity, clean exit — Albariño identity without asking for more weight than the glass has. Bright acidity holds; lychee and passionfruit name the glass. Warm light palate, zesty acid, citric close — specific aromatics carrying a light still white.
81 is typical of the 206 dealcoholized wine bottles we've tasted.
The bottle
Trade record, where to buy, and product facts.
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Where to buy
- Package
750 ml
- Typical price
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$28.99 / 750 ml
- Availability
US via thezeroproof.com, betterrhodes.com, and missingthorn.com
Prices and availability are independently observed and may change. Retailer listings do not imply endorsement. A different package is labeled as a different format. Reader-service exceptions and commercial links are identified above; neither affects scores, rankings, classification, verification, or editorial coverage.
Product facts
- Producer
- Missing Thorn (Napa Valley)
- Origin
- Napa Valley, United States
- Base beverage
- Albariño from Napa Valley, vinified conventionally before alcohol removal
- Bottle / can
- 750 ml
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Evidence at a glance
- Producer documented4 facts
- Bottle verified1 fact
- Retailer sourced7 facts
- Unverified2 facts
Sources
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3 notes
- Production
- Producer: made from real wine, then de-alcoholized (low-temperature vacuum distillation).
- Method
- Producer white-wines Production Details.
- Country
- Producer: Crafted in Napa.
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- Barcode (EAN/GTIN)
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- Barcode (EAN/GTIN)
- Barcode recorded from packaging or producer listing
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2 notes
- ABV
- The Zero Proof PDP was the prior undated URL.
- Availability
- Better Rhodes in stock listing.
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2 notes
- Calories
- Retailer card per 8 oz: 50 calories, carbs 12 g, sugar 5 g; ingredients as recorded.
- Ingredients
- Retailer card per 8 oz: 50 calories, carbs 12 g, sugar 5 g; ingredients as recorded. Commerce-only observation: not used for canonical ingredients (data/schema/evidence.yaml requires primary or secondary evidence); awaiting a producer declaration or bottle panel.
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Product record history Sourced changes and open disagreements. Prior claims stay on the record when sources conflict.
- ReviewedReviewed and published.
- UpdatedCatalog record updated from sourced research.
- Method verified · MethodCorrected from Alcohol removed from conventionally vinified wine (producer's range description) to Low-temperature vacuum distillation after conventional vinification; wine then rebuilt with naturally derived ingredients (producer). Producer page names low-temperature vacuum distillation; prior The Zero Proof URL undated.
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