Almost Zero

Ravishing Rosé

WineRosé

Almost Zero Ravishing Rosé
Image: The Dry Standard

72/100

The short take

Soft strawberry, sweet-leaning and light, with a short candy-pink finish.

Tasted Karl HillHow we score

Serve Very cold.

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In the glass

Nose
soft strawberry. Little else.
Palate
Sweet-leaning, light, low acid.
Finish
Short and candy-pink.
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Structure

Sweetness
Acidity
Body
Finish length

How wine-like is it?

Separate from the score. A convincing resemblance is not a higher rating.

More pink drink than rosé. Soft strawberry, low acid, and a candy-pink close. The fruit is there. The wine structure is not.

The wine

Short and candy-pink — that is the whole closing argument.

Soft strawberry opens; little else arrives. Sweet-leaning, light, and low on acid, the pour stays simple from first sip to that brief pink exit.

Very cold is the only serve that helps.

72 sits below the median of the 33 dealcoholized Rosé bottles we've tasted.

The bottle

Trade record, where to buy, and product facts. Show Hide

Where to buy

Package

750 ml

Typical price

92.99 ZAR / 750 ml

Availability observations
PackageObserved listingPriceUnit price
750 mlObserved at EasyLiquor92.99 ZAR

Checked 23 Sep 2026

In stock

92.99 ZAR
Availability

Produced by Van Loveren, South Africa. EasyLiquor listed the 750 ml bottle in stock on 2026-09-23. The Total Wine product URL did not return a readable page that day.

Prices and availability are independently observed and may change. Retailer listings do not imply endorsement. A different package is labeled as a different format. Reader-service exceptions and commercial links are identified above; neither affects scores, rankings, classification, verification, or editorial coverage.

Product facts

Producer
Van Loveren Family Vineyards
Origin
Robertson, South Africa
Bottle / can
750 ml

Tasting notes are opinion. Facts are printed only when a source supports them. Scores are not for sale, and a sample does not guarantee a review.

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Cite Karl Hill, “Almost Zero Ravishing Rosé,” The Dry Standard, September 18, 2026, https://drinkdrystandard.com/reviews/wine/almost-zero-ravishing-rose/. 72/100.

Sources & verification

Facts checked Oct 2026 3 primary sources Method: documented Conflicts: none Show details Hide details

Evidence at a glance

  • Producer documented6 facts
  • Retailer sourced4 facts
  • Unverified1 fact

Sources

  • Producer almostzero.co.za

    Producer documented
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    Method
    Previously retailer-only (Zero Drinks).

  • Producer Producer

    • Ingredients
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    Ingredients
    Unable to re-verify on 2026-10-08.

  • Retail listing easyliquor.co.za

    • Price
    • Volume
    Retailer sourced

  • Retail listing wine.co.za

    • Country
    Retailer sourced
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    Country
    The Almost Zero page does not print a country.

  • Retail listing sipyours.com

    • Availability
    Retailer sourced

  • Community database Community database

    • Barcode (EAN/GTIN)
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    Barcode (EAN/GTIN)
    Barcode recorded from packaging or producer listing Unable to re-verify on 2026-10-10.

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Product record history Sourced changes and open disagreements. Prior claims stay on the record when sources conflict.
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