Beer
Tired Hands N/Alien Church
88/100 How we score
- ABV <0.5%
- Classification Naturally low alcohol
- Evidence Documented
- Origin United States
- Price Under $20
Verdict
Tired Hands spent over a year on R&D to make a NE IPA that lives up to the Alien Church name — hazy, hoppy, and honest about the craft. One of the best NA IPAs on this desk.
At a glance
- Flavor profile
- Passionfruit
- Hops
- Structure
- Modest bitterness
- Perfect for
- Anyone who loves NE IPAs and has been waiting for one that doesn't compromise.
Tasting notes
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01
Nose
Bright tropical and citrus hops over a soft malt base — the NE IPA signature, present and fresh.
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02
Palate
Hazy and juicy; tropical fruit over a soft, rounded body, gentle bitterness, no astringent or thin spots.
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03
Finish
Soft and lingering, the hop fruit carrying well.
The beer
Tired Hands N/Alien Church is brewed or fermented to finish at low ABV without a published removal step from Ardmore, Pennsylvania, United States. Tired Hands’ own menu copy describes N/Alien Church as ‘brewed with oats, experimental yeast, and the same hop bill as Alien Church’ — a from-scratch recipe built around a special yeast strain, with no mention of a post-brew alcohol-removal step.
On the nose, bright tropical and citrus hops over a soft malt base — the NE IPA signature, present and fresh. On the palate, hazy and juicy; tropical fruit over a soft, rounded body, gentle bitterness, no astringent or thin spots. The finish is soft and lingering, the hop fruit carrying well. Tired Hands spent over a year on R&D to make a NE IPA that lives up to the Alien Church name — hazy, hoppy, and honest about the craft. One of the best NA IPAs on this desk.
Tired Hands spent over a year on R&D to make a NE IPA that lives up to the Alien Church name — hazy, hoppy, and honest about the craft. One of the best NA IPAs on this desk. Serve cold, from the can.
How to drink it
Cold, from the can.
How it was made
Classification: Naturally low alcohol — Tired Hands' own menu copy describes N/Alien Church as 'brewed with oats, experimental yeast, and the same hop bill as Alien Church' — a from-scratch recipe built around a special yeast strain, with no mention of a post-brew alcohol-removal step.
Evidence status: Documented
Sources
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88/100 How we score