N/Alien Church
88/100
The short takeHazy tropical and citrus hops over a soft malt body. Juicy, gently bitter, and still intact in the middle. One of the better alcohol-free IPAs for that reason.
Tasted Karl HillHow we score
Serve Cold, from the can.
Who it’s for Anyone who loves NE IPAs and has been waiting for one that doesn't compromise.
In the glass
- Nose
- Bright tropical and citrus hops over a soft malt base — the NE IPA signature, present and fresh.
- Palate
- Hazy and juicy; tropical fruit over a soft, rounded body, gentle bitterness, no astringent or thin spots.
- Finish
- Soft and lingering, the hop fruit carrying well.
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Structure
- Bitterness
- Modest bitterness
The beer
Bright tropical and citrus hops over soft malt — hop-first, the right order for a hazy IPA, and not a caramel pile. That is the style signature; the score is about whether it holds.
Most alcohol-free IPAs thin out by the middle and read like hop water. This one keeps a soft malt cushion under the tropical fruit, with gentle bitterness that neither scrubs the tongue nor disappears. The soft body is the achievement; the fruit is the pleasure. Soft and lingering afterward, the hop fruit carries farther than the bitterness.
Eighty-eight is the point where the glass stays coherent as a beer: juicy, still intact through the middle, served cold from the can. A fuller IPA would bite harder and drier. As it warms the malt rounds and the citrus stays — pleasant, a little less bright, still very much a beer.
88 sits above the median of the 19 naturally low alcohol IPA bottles we've tasted.
The bottle
Trade record, where to buy, and product facts.
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Research notes
Tired Hands' own menu copy describes N/Alien Church as 'brewed with oats, experimental yeast, and the same hop bill as Alien Church' — a from-scratch recipe built around a special yeast strain, with no mention of a post-brew alcohol-removal step.
Where to buy
- Tired Hands Brewing Company
- Package
12 fl oz can
$16.00 per 6-pack (brewery direct)
- Also listed
- Tired Hands Brewing Company · Producer
- Availability
Direct from tiredhands.com; select Philadelphia-area retail
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Product facts
- Producer
- Tired Hands Brewing Company (Ardmore, PA; founded 2012 by Jean Broillet IV)
- Origin
- Ardmore, Pennsylvania, United States
- Bottle / can
- 12 fl oz can (6-pack)
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- Producer documented6 facts
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- Retailer sourced1 fact
- Unverified1 fact
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