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2 Tired Hands Brewing Company
N/Alien Church
88/100
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Flavor profile
- Bottle 1Hops, Citrus, Grapefruit, Caramel, Malt
- Bottle 2Passionfruit, Hops
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Sweetness
1LagunitasOff-dry
2Tired Hands Brewing CompanyNot assessed
Body
1LagunitasMedium body
2Tired Hands Brewing CompanyNot assessed
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| Taste | ||
| Score Differs | 83/100 |
88/100 |
| Verdict | Pine, citrus zest and resinous hop on the nose; a leaner sip of grapefruit peel and herbal bitterness that does not keep the aroma’s intensity. Recognizable… | Tired Hands' N/Alien Church is their first nonalcoholic beer: a hazy New England IPA from Ardmore PA, under 0.5% ABV, $16 a six-pack. |
| Flavor Differs | Hops, Citrus, Grapefruit, Caramel, Malt | Passionfruit, Hops |
| Sweetness Differs | Off-dry | — |
| Body Differs | Medium body | — |
| Likeness | Recognizably American IPA on the aroma. The lighter, leaner palate is where the nonalcoholic construction shows. | — |
| Product facts | ||
| Origin | Petaluma, California, United States | Ardmore, Pennsylvania, United States |
| Bottle size | 12 fl oz (355 ml) cans, sold in 6-packs | 12 fl oz can (6-pack) |
| Evidence | ||
| Sources | 6 sources | 7 sources |
| Last verified | 2026-10-24 | 2026-10-18 |