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1 Chateau Diana
Zero California White Blend
59/100
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Remove Chateau Diana Zero California White Blend
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Declared alcohol
- Bottle 1<0.5%
- Bottle 20.5%
- Bottle 3<0.5%
Acidity
- Bottle 1Soft acidity
- Bottle 2Bright acidity
- Bottle 3Moderate acidity
Flavor profile
- Bottle 1Tropical, Pineapple
- Bottle 2Citrus
- Bottle 3Green apple, Pear
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Sweetness
1Chateau DianaMedium-sweet
2Sea MonsterNot assessed
3Splash OfOff-dry
Body
1Chateau DianaVery light
2Sea MonsterNot assessed
3Splash OfLight body
Acidity
1Chateau DianaSoft acidity
2Sea MonsterBright acidity
3Splash OfModerate acidity
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2 Sea Monster |
3 Splash Of |
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| Taste | |||
| Score Differs | 59/100 |
78/100 |
78/100 |
| Verdict | Alcohol-removed California white that drinks as thin soft-drink fruit: artificial tropical sweetness, watery middle, negligible structure. | Sea Monster's Tidal Wave White is a dealcoholized California white blend using low-temperature spinning cone vacuum distillation: $13-15 retail. | A soft, lightly sweet white blend led by green apple, pear, and white grape, with moderate acidity and a clean, short finish. |
| Flavor Differs | Tropical, Pineapple | Citrus | Green apple, Pear |
| Sweetness Differs | Medium-sweet | — | Off-dry |
| Body Differs | Very light | — | Light body |
| Acidity Differs | Soft acidity | Bright acidity | Moderate acidity |
| Likeness | Low: soft-drink tropical more than white blend; almost no mid-palate or acid spine. | A clean California white in a light frame. Citrus, green apple, and a small floral lift stay intact, and the close is crisp rather than juicy. The likeness is the aroma. The body is the limit. | Fruit suggests white wine, but the light body and simple palate give it little structure or depth. |
| Alcohol & production | |||
| Alcohol level Differs | <0.5% | 0.5% | <0.5% |
| Method Differs | Undeclared | Spinning cone | Undeclared |
| Product facts | |||
| Origin | California, United States | California, United States | Germany |
| Evidence | |||
| Verification Differs | Producer documented | Retailer sourced | Bottle verified |
| Sources | 5 sources | 5 sources | 4 sources |
| Last verified | 2026-10-18 | 2026-10-10 | 2026-10-03 |