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2 Tired Hands Brewing Company
N/Alien Church
88/100
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Flavor profile
- Bottle 1Mango, Pineapple, Citrus, Tropical, Hops, Malt
- Bottle 2Passionfruit, Hops
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1BeaglepussNot assessed
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1BeaglepussLight body
2Tired Hands Brewing CompanyNot assessed
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| Taste | ||
| Score Differs | 84/100 |
88/100 |
| Verdict | Juicy mango and pineapple meet bright citrus, smooth malt and balancing hop bitterness. Light-bodied and refreshing, with tropical fruit and a moderately per… | Tired Hands' N/Alien Church is their first nonalcoholic beer: a hazy New England IPA from Ardmore PA, under 0.5% ABV, $16 a six-pack. |
| Flavor Differs | Mango, Pineapple, Citrus, Tropical, Hops, Malt | Passionfruit, Hops |
| Body Differs | Light body | — |
| Likeness | Fresh hop aroma, malt support and a lingering bitter finish give the tropical fruit a recognizable fruited IPA setting. | — |
| Alcohol & production | ||
| Method Differs | Arrested fermentation | Undeclared |
| Product facts | ||
| Origin | Bridgeport, Connecticut, USA | Ardmore, Pennsylvania, United States |
| Bottle size | 16 fl oz (1 pint) can; producer offers a four-pack | 12 fl oz can (6-pack) |
| Evidence | ||
| Verification Differs | Press sourced | Producer documented |
| Sources | 5 sources | 7 sources |
| Last verified | 2026-10-20 | 2026-10-18 |